Vanilla and Spike had just got married and they wanted to go on a honeymoon. “I’m going to look up month-long cruises.” said Vanilla to Spike.
“Okay!” said Spike.
“I found one.” said Vanilla “It goes to ten places and is twenty days long.” said Vanilla.
“Who runs the cruise?” asked Spike.
“WWW.hedgehoglines.com.”
“OOOOOOHH!” said Spike, and off they flew Ffffffff.
“Were there!” said Vanilla.“Let’s fly down.”
The ticket taker was named Oliver and said, “Hello who are you?”
“Vanilla and Spike.” said Vanilla and Spike.
“One ticket costs one thousand dollars or one hundred jaciches.”
“We’ll pay in dollars.” said Vanilla.
“Okay two thousand dollars please. We only take cash!”
“Okay,” said Vanilla and Spike. Then they paid. After that the best part happened-boarding.
“Wow!” said Vanilla and Spike together. There were lots of hedgehogs. Many were happy some babies were scared. Some babies had never been on a cruise ship. One baby got scared because of the water. (He was scared of it). After the ship started the babies weren’t as scared because they were rocked asleep by the waves.
Then came a signal toot, toot, toot, and out came the cruise ship. Now said a speaker “If the ship sinks put on your life jacket the way you do it is bla, bla, bla.”
“Finely it is over.” said Vanilla.
“Yeah.” said Spike. Brmmmmm went the ships motor. Then it started moving.
”Wheee!” said Vanilla.
Then Spike said “Let’s go to the casino!”
”Yeah!” said Vanilla. So they went.
”Wheeeee!” said Vanilla “I just got one hundred dollars!”
”Great!” said Spike.
“I’m done!” said Vanilla.
“Me to.” said Spike. “I’m getting cold.” said Spike “I am going to the hot tub.”
”Okay.” said Vanilla “Meet you back here in one hour.” Then Spike went.
“Ahhh.” said Spike “This is so warm.” While Spike was soaking in the hot tub Vanilla was drinking beer and eating cake in the bar.
“Mmmmm!” said Vanilla “This cake is great and ohhhh this beer almost as good as Bitburger. Ohhh here comes Spike he must be hungry!”
“Yes, I am hungrier than a pig!”
“Here is piece of cake!” said Vanilla
“Thank you for the cake I’ll eat it after I eat this!” He said pulling out a plate of schnitzel from his lap.
“Where did you get this?” Vanilla asked.
“Over there!” he said pointing at a door. “Okay.” she said and ran off. She shortly came back with twenty pieces of schnitzel and ten bowls of French fries.
Their days were great until the last day. There was a horrid storm. The lightning flashed and the waves were sixty feet high. All of a sudden an eighty foot wave hit. It washed away all the deck chairs. “Eeeeeee!” yelled Vanilla. “The ship is starting to sink!” Vanilla and spike put on their jackets and went upstairs. Lifeboats were being loaded. And before anyone could put Vanilla and Spike in one they flew away.
The end.
