Thursday, June 5, 2014

Spike V2 and V1 See a Thunderstorm



“Today,” said Spike. “We’re going to see nature’s entertainment. - A thunderstorm. My Weatherama says there will be a storm in México!”    
          “Ohhhh,” said V2 and V1, “Why aren’t we going to the movies or to the fireworks? Plus what is a Weatherama?” Asked the two veggies.     
          “A Weatherama is a machine that says where and when the next storm will happen.” Said Spike looking forward to the storm. “We are not going to a man-made show is because it costs money. It will be fun though.” said Spike. “Now let’s go!”
 “Yeah,” yelled V1 and V2. V2 ran back just in time to get the carriable camper with plastic windows and walls. Then they flew away with their automatic wings.     
 When V1 got tired of flying she muttered, “Are we there yet?”       
 “Not quite,” said Spike getting out his air GPS. “This says we have five more minutes.” “Were there now!” said Spike. The sky was dark like cocoa powder.
“Ohhhhh this is my first time,” said V1 shivering with fright. Suddenly it started hailing. A lightning bolt struck. “Ahhhhh,” screamed V1.
 “Ohhhhh,” said V2.    
 V1 was so scared some of her quills fell out! A crash of thunder made V1 jump. The rest of her quills fell out! She was bald!  
 “That’s funny,” said V2       
“No it’s not,” said V1 I’m bald. A bunch more lightning bolts the color of the sun struck, and a lot more deafening thunder booms came that sounded like beating drums.      
 “Now now,” said Spike who had been listening to all the veggies said, “We’ll leave now.” So they flew away.   
“I’m glad we were inside,” said V2, “that was some big hail.”

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Orange Tree

I grew this orange tree from a seed. Here is how you do it

Step 1. Get orange seeds.
Step 2. There is a coating on the orange seed so peel it off. 
Step 3. Put it in-between damp paper towel.
Step 4. Wait.
Step 5. When there is a root and a little tree transplant it into a pot of compost.
Step 6. Don't cover any of the trunk with compost and water it when compost is dry.                                 Step 7. Be done.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Hedgehogs

Furball and Pincusion are these two hedgehogs.

Olivia


This stuffed hedgehog is named Olivia. Her favorite food is olives and zuchinni. Her husband is named Magma.

Family



This is the stuffed hedgehog family.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Married

Vanilla and Spike had just got married and they wanted to go on a honeymoon. “I’m going to look up month-long cruises.” said Vanilla to Spike.

“Okay!” said Spike.

“I found one.” said Vanilla “It goes to ten places and is twenty days long.” said Vanilla.

“Who runs the cruise?” asked Spike.

“WWW.hedgehoglines.com.”

“OOOOOOHH!” said Spike, and off they flew Ffffffff.

“Were there!” said Vanilla.“Let’s fly down.”

The ticket taker was named Oliver and said, “Hello who are you?”

“Vanilla and Spike.” said Vanilla and Spike.

“One ticket costs one thousand dollars or one hundred jaciches.”

“We’ll pay in dollars.” said Vanilla.

“Okay two thousand dollars please. We only take cash!”

“Okay,” said Vanilla and Spike. Then they paid. After that the best part happened-boarding.   

“Wow!” said Vanilla and Spike together. There were lots of hedgehogs. Many were happy some babies were scared. Some babies had never been on a cruise ship. One baby got scared because of the water. (He was scared of it). After the ship started the babies weren’t as scared because they were rocked asleep by the waves.   

Then came a signal toot, toot, toot, and out came the cruise ship. Now said a speaker “If the ship sinks put on your life jacket the way you do it is bla, bla, bla.”

“Finely it is over.” said Vanilla.    

“Yeah.” said Spike. Brmmmmm went the ships motor. Then it started moving.

”Wheee!” said Vanilla.    

Then Spike said “Let’s go to the casino!”   

”Yeah!” said Vanilla. So they went.

”Wheeeee!” said Vanilla “I just got one hundred dollars!”   

”Great!” said Spike.

“I’m done!” said Vanilla.

“Me to.” said Spike. “I’m getting cold.” said Spike “I am going to the hot tub.”   

”Okay.” said Vanilla “Meet you back here in one hour.” Then Spike went.

“Ahhh.” said Spike “This is so warm.” While Spike was soaking in the hot tub Vanilla was drinking beer and eating cake in the bar.

“Mmmmm!” said Vanilla “This cake is great and ohhhh this beer almost as good as Bitburger. Ohhh here comes Spike he must be hungry!”   

“Yes, I am hungrier than a pig!”   

“Here is piece of cake!” said Vanilla

“Thank you for the cake I’ll eat it after I eat this!” He said pulling out a plate of schnitzel from his lap.   

 “Where did you get this?” Vanilla asked.   

 “Over there!” he said pointing at a door. “Okay.” she said and ran off. She shortly came back with twenty pieces of schnitzel and ten bowls of French fries.       

Their days were great until the last day. There was a horrid storm. The lightning flashed and the waves were sixty feet high. All of a sudden an eighty foot wave hit. It washed away all the deck chairs. “Eeeeeee!” yelled Vanilla. “The ship is starting to sink!” Vanilla and spike put on their jackets and went upstairs. Lifeboats were being loaded. And before anyone could put Vanilla and Spike in one they flew away.

The end.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Bean Plant











This is a kidney bean plant I grew from a bean. If you want to grow one follow these instructions.

1. First you get a paper towel.

2. Then you get the type of bean you want to grow.

3. Then you put the beans in-between paper towel.

4. Wet paper towel.

5. Wait for beans to sprout.

6. Transplant into soil with root pointing down. Leave top of bean out of soil water when soil is dry. Soon you will have this.